If someone says "I love you for your brains", they're probably a keeper. Or a zombie. There's only one failsafe way to find out: plunge a sharp object into their chest. If they keep coming toward you, they are a zombie and you should remove the head or destroy the brain. If they die, they are...er, were...a keeper.

HWMF is that noise you make when you flip your hair and walk away dramatically.

– HW stands for high-waisted – designed to sit comfortably (and flatteringly!) at your natural waist
– Made from our comfy, stretchy MF fabric
– Makes yo’ legs look and feel amazing

Composition: 82% Polyester, 18% Elastane
Washing: Cold machine wash
Designed and made at BMHQ in Australia

Model’s usual dress size: 8 Aus / BlackMilk XS
Height: 5' 8”